School of Arts and Sciences
Class of 2020
Minor: Women and Gender Studies
Hometown: East Brunswick, NJ
C-Team defense attorney. Known to speak at uncommon decibels and speeds. Walks around campus with his nose in a book. It's a wonder he hasn't run over some poor freshman. Seems to have confused the Mock GroupMe with Google, which explains the messages we get about classes and parking at 4am. This might be explained by the fact that Emmett is an 85 year-old man in a college student’s body. Often seen wearing his dad's oversized sweaters, or a plaid suit with a rope lanyard hanging from the pocket. We can't keep up with his style.