Humayoon Hashmi

"Mo"


Pictured: Humayoon and the ever-present cup of coffee in hand. Very on-brand.

Pictured: Humayoon and the ever-present cup of coffee in hand. Very on-brand.

School of Arts and Sciences
Class of 2020

Hometown: East Brunswick, NJ

Majors: Political Science, Criminal Justice

Proud member of the RUMTA A-Team. His mock trial accomplishments range from _________. We don't see it, though. Tends to exaggerate (or "gas") every story he tells, to the point of total fabrication. Probably hasn't told the actual truth in years. Has the compelling need to record everything he sees and does on Snapchat. You'll see Humayoon driving around New Brunswick, one hand on the steering wheel, the other clutching a family-sized Stokers Cold Brew jug. Probably 95% coffee, 5% human at this point.

*puts head in hands*
— Humayoon, every single day.