Humayoon Hashmi

"Mo"


 In the middle of gassing. Notice the lies painted on his face. 

In the middle of gassing. Notice the lies painted on his face. 

School of Arts and Sciences
Class of 2020

Hometown: East Brunswick, NJ

Majors: Political Science, Criminal Justice

Proud member of the RUMTA A-Team. His mock trial accomplishments range from savage defense closer to (apparently) stellar cell phone expert. We don't see it, though. Tends to exaggerate (or "gas") every story he tells, to the point of total fabrication. Probably hasn't told the actual truth in years. Has the compelling need to record everything he sees and does on Snapchat. You'll see Humayoon driving around New Brunswick, one hand on the steering wheel, the other clutching a family-sized Stokers Cold Brew jug. Probably 95% coffee, 5% human at this point.

*puts head in hands*
— Humayoon, every single day.