Mike Kleynman

"Kleynman"


 Mike, indicating he still has no strong feelings after being awarded Outstanding Attorney.

Mike, indicating he still has no strong feelings after being awarded Outstanding Attorney.

School of Arts and Sciences
Class of 2019

Hometown: Swedesboro, NJ

Major: Economics, English

Treasurer (2016-17)

All-American Attorney Award (2017)

Three-year A-Team competitor. Competed at Nationals in 2017, where he earned an All-American Attorney Award with a perfect 30 ranks. Best known for inability to take a side in any argument ever.  Most likely had no preferences for this page, we don't even ask anymore. Studied abroad in Budapest for five months and is now a walking George Erza song. Refuses to eat in restaurants he considers "too corporate." Most likely to be found at a (family-owned) coffeeshop, where Ash and/or Lucy are the baristas. Goes on hikes alone, because he has no friends (jk its because he likes the ~solitude~). Wait a minute... isn't that a preference? Caught. 

I don’t really have a preference either way.
— Mike Kleynman, unprompted.