Melissa Simpson

Class of 2028

Major: Political Science

Minor: French

Hometown: Hightstown, NJ

Team: B-Team

Mélissa est la meilleure. Sorry, we mean to say Melissa is the best. I guess Melissa’s phone isn't the only thing that's inexplicably in French. Melissa is one of the most honest people you will ever meet. She’s just as straightforward in the courtroom as she is outside of it. When she crosses you she will make it clear why she is the better competitor.

While her phone may be French, her brainrot is Italian. That's right, Melissa is so hardworking she’s even better than you at brainrot. You can always trust Melissa to know an incredibly niche joke or send you a perfectly timed meme. Having Melissa on the team has been an absolute blast and were ecstatic to get to spend the rest of the year with her.